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me in the pussy if im being fully honest

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the american midwest. people wake up in their ikea beds and immediately slam into their ford trucks and drive 2 hours through featureless cornfields to pretend-work in an office for a company that functionally does nothing. they dissociate until it’s time to get back home and listen to classic rock or top 40 pop for an hour to wind down. dinner is unseasoned roast chicken and weak cold beer made mostly of rice. then they have missionary for 3 minutes with their hetero spouse and reminisce briefly about high school and pass out. anything that forces a deviation from this life-plan is a federal fucking offense and, in the minds of people who have fully surrendered spiritually to the midwestern mindset, heralds instant violent death. they say bulls are baited into a rage by the color red; if you show a midwesterner any color bright enough, they’ll reach for a gun

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Compilation of people holding things that shouldn’t be held, please add more if you have any

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@is-the-snake-video-cute looks like a coral snake (blunt nose) but double checking- is it ?

That’s indeed a coral snake, good ID!!

This thread is full of the luckiest people on the planet, I think. Also goes to show just how calm even venomous snakes are - coral snakes rarely bite unless you’re actively harassing them - and how important it is to make sure your ID as non-venomous is 1000% certain before picking up any wild snake.

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computerexploder:

im just someones weird sister

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leechs:

if jessi pinkwoman was a girl she would listen to lana and ginger bronson and aggressive female rap and say shit like “ride or die<3” and drive a spray painted convertible with plastic eyelashes on it and subsist only on pink monster energy and parliament lights and she would wear fuzzy hello kitty pajama pants to every drug deal and her first major purchase after getting rich would be a crusty white dog named krissy (short for crystal meth) that she would refer to as her son

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Halloween costume idea what about a slutty nurse but like based on a modern nursing uniform. like scrubs

like booty scrubs and then like. somehow make crocs serve cunt?

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One of my favourite pop culture useless pieces of information that I know is the fact that trends in horror movies can tell you about the general fears of the world at any given time in cinematic history.

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Sorta!

1940s - You have people still alive that remember Jack the Ripper, you have the Axeman of New Orleans and two world wars. The classics are being made for shock escapism and dark stalkers are also popular (usually trusting people turning out to be the enemy).

1950s - post-nuclear bomb. Giant monsters, or unknown blobs are the trend.

1970s/1980s - modern era begins, and serial killers are becoming known and prominent. Slasher films are the trend. The Cold War also drives the fear of invasion, so a few alien films come out in this time.

1990s - a horror movie lull, and lull in wars and disturbances.

2000s - fear of invasions and biological warfare. Zombie movies become the trend.

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Here you go! It’s just a random article, but it’s a fun starting point. It outlines the ideas better than what I did above. Fears, politics etc all play a role.

How Horror Reflects Societal Fears - The Review Geek
Film has always been a reflection of our society. When world events occur or certain beliefs become widespread, they naturally shape our per
The Review Geek

I literally did a 100k PhD thesis on this. I can recommend you a different scholarly book for every decade of American horror.

So I totally agree that horror movies are a reflection of global fears and traumas (that thesis ^ is actually really interesting) but this post is so wrong about the 90s.

In the 90s, Japan alone, gave us Ringu, Midori, Cure, and Audition

The 90s also gave us Cube, IT, Blair Witch, Army of Darkness, Jacob’s Ladder, SCREAM, Candyman, Misery, The Silence of the Lambs and SOOOO much more.

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When will your relationship ever be this strong

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